How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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