Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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