I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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