Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
