i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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