Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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