No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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