I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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