I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
