you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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