Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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