So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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