singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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