Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
