all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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