i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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