The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
