You really coming over, don't trick.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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