You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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