If i could tip my vagina, i would.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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