K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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