why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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