no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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