Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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