He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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