Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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