I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Rumble strips road head = magical
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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