hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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