Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He better not be in your backpack
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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