one two three fourrrrnication!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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