my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize