i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Randomize
