Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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