with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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