Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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