Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You've changed since you got that strap on
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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