Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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