I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
