we're blogging at a bar
Kiss
Puke
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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