I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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