Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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