Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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