You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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