Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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