I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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