And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I don't think brook has ever known best
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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