I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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