"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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