Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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