The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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