wat bout pragnant strippers??
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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