You just made me feel so damn special
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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