is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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