How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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