I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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